By Class 3
Q. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A. Lost! (Dominic)
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no BODY to go with! (Edward)
Q. Why didn't the footballer want to go on the plane?
A. Because he was afraid he'd be put on the wing ! (Chris)
Q. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can't tuna piano ! (Michael)
Q. What is the difference between Manchester City and a tea bag?
A. A tea bag stays in the cup longer ! (Edward)
Q. What's a frog's favourite drink?
A. Croak a Cola ! (Kim and Finbar)
Q. What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T ?
A. A Tea-poT ! (Matthew and Lucy)
Q. What's grey, has 4 legs and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on holiday ! (Heather Rose)
Q. What do people cook their breakfast on, in the jungle?
A. A goriller ! (Aaron)
Q. What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A. You're very attractive today ! (Harriet)
Q. There was an elephant, a turkey, a chicken and a tiger under an umbrella, how many got wet?
A. None, it wasn't raining ! (John)
Knock, Knock Q. Who's There?
Owen Q. Owen Who?
A. O-when will you you let me in ! (Hannah)
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a baby goat?
A. The milky-baa kid ! (Elizabeth)
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