My friend was trying to teach his fifth-grade son the value of  tithing. The boy listened attentively only to say, "I still  don't understand why you have to pay taxes."  My friend replied, "Because the Bible says we must give unto  Caesar what belongs to Caesar and unto God what belongs to  God."  His son looked puzzled. "That's what I'm trying to tell you,  Dad. Caesar died a long time ago."  -- Rajendra Pillai, Clarksburg, MD